Yo! This ain't no plastic trophy contest! You gotta watch out 'cause these street fighters don't mess! They're some of the toughest, meanest, quickest dudes ever to chew on nails - know what I'm sayin'?

Lay down some serious pain! Karate Man or Crusher, take your pick! Your bud's coppin' a 'tude? Then let him have a piece! But ya' better get Street Smart first, or you'll have a hard time finding all your teeth with one eye!