Franky and his girlfriend Bitsy have decided to take a vacation. Unfortunately, Bitsy does not have a passport. Not to be thwarted, our spare parts hero has a cunning plan. He dismantles Bitsy, packages up her pads and mails them to their vacation destination - New York City - with predictable results. The combination of Franky's lack of brain cells and the incompetence of the Transylvanian post office has scattered Bitsy across the globe. And so, the adventure begins...